Quotes of the Week...

"Did you need some more time with the chocolate bag?"
** Translation: Get your fat hands out of the candy bag!

"Get your fat hands off me!"

"Is there really a Chili's here??" "Wow, you must be reaaally tired (pat, pat)."

"If I am asleep in the van, that means I am "in the van.""

"Is there one word I could say that would convince you to go?"

"Do you want to be my boyfriend?" "Do you mean girlfriend?" "No, boyfriend." "So, you want me to be your bodyguard?" "No, I'm sorry!"

"How much, K280?" "Now, K380?" "Thats some inflation!"

"You must be really tired!"